Webseries the Webseries - Episode 2

Webseries the Webseries - Episode 1

Gotham Vice Rules!

My new favorite show EVER! Watch now!

And, while I may be biased, I know I'm right. It's got all the elements a silly crime-show obssessed dyke like me could want:
1. Hot chicks
2. Snappy dialogue
3. Hot chicks making out

Gotham Vice will go down in history as some hot n' heavy ground-breaking TV!

Equality Illinois - Big Gig Coming Up

Real Quick F.U.

Today, someone called my humor 'coarse.' Good. I hope it gave him a rash.

More Important New Year's Eve Countdown

Why are you reading my blog when there's money and time to be spent on my birthday? You'd better haul ass in 10, 9, 8, 7...seriously put your coat on...6, 5, 4...I'm going to make you feel so guilty that you won't be able to crap without crying.

3,2,1. Asshole.

God Must Really Like Me

There's no other logical explanation. Magical thinking + Shannon's desperate pleas to The Power Greater Than Herself = Prayers answered!

Note to Self

Having a hard time deciding what to be when you grow up? Learn from a pro. Study somebody who's talented and worked their ass off for years and years, who's finally getting long overdue, deserved praise. Watch any TINA FEY interview.

Now, don't beat yourself up. "Compare and despair." She's the exception rather than the rule. Though, thankfully, exceptions do pop up every now and then. And she's the type to be flattered by the compliment and humble accepting it. But nobody's perfect. Except, maybe, TINA FEY.

Goal: Some day, in the near future, I, Shannon Eileen Ennis, will have a long, substantive conversation with Tina Fey. And it won't be about how I repeatedly defy the restraining order. It'll be over coffee or white wine spritzers.

Goal: Strive to be the same kind of example for other female writer, performer, actor, comedian folk. Talk the talk, walk the walk. Lather, rinse, repeat.