The Shan Speaks: Notes from the Small but Wise

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Shame Motivates

Indeed it does. Just took a late-night look at my most recent entries. Oy, mea culpa, readers, mea culpa. While the lack of updates and dull ass 'recent' entries reflect the kind of couple years it's been, my lack of updates belie how things are going lately. So it is with that acknowledgement that I promise to do better. Starting now. Sure, it may take be a few posts to get back into the swing of the blogosphere, to honor a page visit (or accidental click--sorry 'the shat speaks' fans!) with some worthwhile material. But I'm willing to get a little exposed. It's been too long.

Another promise that I will make public: this little midget will get back on stage in the close of '09 and dawn of '10. But seriously, I gotta ask you bitches to hold me to it. Don't let me wiggle on this one. Not only do I miss the feeling of a live mic in my hand, but I've got all this deodorant and no reason to over-apply it. Sweaters! Not the cashmere kind. I mean, where my fellow schvitzers at? Who danced when they saw prescription antiperspirant on the shelf? Can I get an "Amen!"? If Whitney's back, than so am I.

And if my therapist reads this, my real reason for doing stand up again is to a. maybe get laid, b. um, something something 'art' blah blah, 'gift' blah blah, 'joy' yadda yadda, c. just hopin' it'll cut down on the inappropriate shit I say at work.

Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years.

posted by Shannon E. Ennis at Wednesday, November 11, 2009 | 0 comments


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