The Shan Speaks: Notes from the Small but Wise

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Consequences of Cruise

Right now, Chris Klein's penis feels thisbig. Dude, you have my deepest sympathies. If it's any consolation, I loved you in Rollerball.

PS- Katie, whatever he says about Scientology is whole lotta bunk. You're a Catholic schoolgirl from Ohio. Stay strong.

posted by Shannon E. Ennis at Thursday, April 28, 2005

4 Comments:

  • Ha! You got your picture up all by yourself! Proud of you.

    Don't know the Cruise story, but know ALL about the Scientology. He is nuts! And Jenna Elfman is nuttier - like a new re-vamped Snickers bar.

    By Blogger Carolyn, at 2:53 PM  

  • Ha
    1 You got your picture up all by yourself! Proud of you.

    Don't know the Cruise story, but know ALL about the Scientology. He is nuts! And Jenna Elfma
    is nuttier - like a new re-va







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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:53 PM  

  • think having sex with katie is tom's new "mission impossible"?

    good god shan... remember standing in the freezing cold ripping on tom while waiting for nicole to make an appearance outside after seeing "The Blue Room"? i totally saw her tits live on stage.

    By Blogger steven, at 5:54 PM  

  • I don't remember it being that cold. But I do remember thinking that she looked like A REAL MOVIE STAR, not of this earth. I could watch that EYES WIDE SHUT scene where she and Tom are all stoned over and over again. She's amazing in it, and that scene, if not the whole movie, captures what a superior actor she is. He functions as a couch that spits dialogue and nothing more. At that precise point in time, she blew waaaaay past his lame ass. So, he's pumping Joey from the CREEK. So what?

    By Blogger Shannon E. Ennis, at 10:46 AM  

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