The Shan Speaks: Notes from the Small but Wise

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Pope _________ the __________

Quickly, before the new pontiff decides on his official Pope Name, I have a few suggestions:

Pope Fellatio the Never
Pope 50 Cent
Pope Pius Prissy Pants
Pope Kermit the Frog
Madonna
Pope Rick James, Bitch
Pope Angie Harmon
Pope Scritti Politti
Pope Jordan XXIII
Pope Long Duck Dong
Pope Grande Chai Latte
Pope Michael Jackson
Pope Copius Copulation

***UPDATE***
Pope Fuck the Police
Pope Bitches N' Money, not to be confused
with the seminal Pope Salt N' Peppa
Pope Duty Free
Pope Oliver Clothesoff
Pope Poop Shoot
Pope Herpes HPV XXXXXXXXXXXXX

OK, last ones, I swear:
Pope Ditka Butkus (Go BEARS!)
Pope Vasectomy I and Only

posted by Shannon E. Ennis at Tuesday, April 19, 2005

4 Comments:

  • I vote for Long Duck Dong. I always giggle whenever I hear that.

    By Blogger edicius, at 4:27 PM  

  • Pope Frankie Goes to Hollywood in honor of their anti-war stance and refusal to admit women.

    By Blogger claudia, at 2:52 PM  

  • how about:

    Pope Jar Jar Binks
    Pope Meat Wallet
    Pope Cunnilingus the Great
    Pope Zepplin IV
    Pope Fried Chicken
    Pope Nazi Bastard
    Pope You Very Much
    Pope II Pooped II Pope
    Pope Vanilla Ice

    By Blogger steven, at 4:55 PM  

  • II Pooped II Pope! HILARIOUS. But they will never vote for MC Hammer because he's black. (Even though "Pray" does deserve a come-back.)

    By Blogger Carolyn, at 1:23 PM  

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