Law & Vulgar
posted by Shannon E. Ennis at Friday, July 08, 2005
Let Me Feed You
What I'm Sayin' Lately
"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"-the really dumb cheerleader on GLEE who gets all the best lines
About Me
- Name: Shannon E. Ennis
- Location: Chicago, IL, United States
"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." SAMUEL BECKETT
2 Comments:
Gestures aside! Those shoes scream TOP to me!
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claudia, at 2:38 PM
Claud - You have no idea how TOP I'd let her be. I would utterly, dutifully submit to Angie Harmon. Slave Shannon. There would be a very short list of prearranged "no's" (totally negotiable ex post facto), and my safety phrase would be, "Yeehaw! Ride on, partner!" Mmm, a Harmon dose of violent Texas lovin'. And if you don't 'finish' she envokes the death penalty.
Michael - Like many keen observers before you, you being the most attractive, you have recognized that she's the ultimate woman lovin' woman red herring! It's torturous to find pictures like this one. She's my cocaine, my white devil. I cannot stop getting high off her. But everytime I come down, I hit a lower low. But I'll still chase that high. Another picture, new fanfiction, her imminent return to series television, whatever it is doesn't matter much to be, as long as it's my Angie.
To Whom It May Concern: No restraining order necessary. I'm totally non-threatening. I couldn't even afford to stalk her. Besides, the old comedy rule goes: Exaggerations are more entertaining than the truth.
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Shannon E. Ennis, at 2:48 PM
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