Take It, Fellas!
Tired today. Will let others speak for me.
"I'm a professional. I've had three performances."
--Fozzie, The Muppet Movie
"We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist."
--Winston, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"Yes, that's right, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Now who wants to touch me? [pause] I SAID WHO WANTS TO GODDAMN TOUCH ME?"
--Cartman, South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
"I was a "pharmaceutical distributor."
--Tasty Taste, Fear of A Black Hat
Amber Atkins: My mom never hid the fact that my dad chose his career over us. What was it she always said?
Loretta: Once a carnie, always a carnie.
Amber Atkins: Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top.
--Drop Dead Gorgeous
posted by Shannon E. Ennis at
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
"I'm a professional. I've had three performances."
--Fozzie, The Muppet Movie
"We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist."
--Winston, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"Yes, that's right, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Now who wants to touch me? [pause] I SAID WHO WANTS TO GODDAMN TOUCH ME?"
--Cartman, South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
"I was a "pharmaceutical distributor."
--Tasty Taste, Fear of A Black Hat
Amber Atkins: My mom never hid the fact that my dad chose his career over us. What was it she always said?
Loretta: Once a carnie, always a carnie.
Amber Atkins: Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top.
--Drop Dead Gorgeous
3 Comments:
Archie: All right, all right, I apologize.
Otto: You're really sorry?
Archie: I'm really really sorry, I apologize unreservedly.
Otto: You take it back?
Archie: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
Otto: OK.
Go ahead, name this movie...
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Anonymous, at 10:39 AM
fish called wanda. d'uh.
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Shannon E. Ennis, at 11:06 AM
Yeah, I was pretty much thinkin' you needed a "gimme."
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Anonymous, at 9:12 AM
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