kate moss? cocaine? you don't say...
WILL SOMEONE TOSS KATE MOSS A BONE OR GIVE HER A FUCKING BREAK? I’LL BET ALL THE FASHION HOUSES AND MAKE-UP BITCHES WERE ABSOLUTELY BLOWN AWAY WHEN THEY SUDDENDLY DISCOVERED THAT KATE MOSS LIKES THE NOSE CANDY. HMM. I WONDER WHO PUT THE SHIT IN FRONT OF HER 16 YEAR OLD FACE IN THE FIRST PLACE. NOW SHE’S 31 AND A COKEHEAD. IT'S HARDLY THE SHOCK HEARD ROUND THE GO SEE. NO WAY! OH GOD, WE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! WHAT AN OUTRAGE! UGH, SHUT IT. ASK ANYONE IN THAT ELITE CIRCLE ONE QUESTION: WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER BE--A COKE ADDICT OR FAT?
LET US NOT FORGET THAT SHE WAS SOLD TO US AS THE POSTER GIRL FOR HEROIN CHIC! SHE EMBODIED FUCKED UP, HIGH GLAMOUR, AND NOW SHE’S BAD FOR THE FASHION WORLD’S IMAGE? I SMEARED MY EYE LINER FOR A YEAR! BUT ONCE AGAIN, THE ONLY COMMODITY HELD MORE DEAR THAN BEAUTY, REVERED AND WORSHIPED MORE THAN IMAGE, IS MONEY. BILL MAHR RECENTLY REMARKED THAT G.W.’S REAL JESUS IS MONEY. NO SHIT. EVERYBODY’S HIGHER POWER—GOD, ALLAH, JIMMY CHOO,WHATEVER—IS MONEY.
DON’T THE COMPANIES WHO SCHLEPPED, PRIMPED, PIMPED, COSTUMED, CATWALKED AND STARVED HER FOR 15 YEARS OWE ‘THE WEE WAIF’ AT LEAST SOME LOYALTY? OH, NOW THEY'RE STUNNED? NOW THEY THROW HER OUT THE DOOR WHILE THE CAR IS STILL MOVING BECAUSE THE LIABILITY OF RAMPANT DRUG USE IN THEIR INDUSTRY, THE ONE THEY’D HEDGED ALL BETS ON SINCE THE MID-SEVENTIES, GOT BUSTED? THE LIST OF BENEDICT ARNOLDS, COVER GIRL FAIRWEATHERS WHO CUT KATE LOOSE READS LIKE AN ISSUE OF VOGUE. THERE’S BURBERRY, CHANEL AND GLORIA VANDERBUILT RUNNING AS FAST AS THEIR WELL HEELED LEGS WILL TAKE THEM. IT'S AS IF SHE WAS THE WHORE DAUGHTER WHO SHAMED THE FAMILY RATHER THAN THE DANGEROUSLY THIN CASH COW THEY'D CREATED FROM SCATCH, WHO MADE THEM RICH, RICH, STUPID RICH MUTHAS. EVEN H&M DROPPED HER FROM THEIR FALL AD CAMPAIGN FEATURING THE DESIGNS OF STELLA McCARTNEY. WHEW, THAT'S WHAT I CAN BULLSHIT. I ASSURE YOU THAT H&M IS WELL AWARE OF THE FACT THAT ALL THE MONEY WE SAVE SHOPPING AT THEIR STORES GETS SPENT ON BOOZE AND PILLS, X AND BLOW. DO THE HEAD HONCHOS REALLY THINK THAT BURBERRY-OBSESSED ASIANS AND MULTIMILLIONAIRE EUROPEAN WANNABEES WON’T BUY THEIR BRANDS ANYMORE BECAUSE KATE MOSS HAS THE SAME DEALER THEY DO? AND SCREW YOU, GLORIA VANDERBUILT. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HOT SINCE '83. FRANKLY, YOU COULD USE A SCANDAL.
THEN THERE'S THE CLICHE'S JUICY CENTER: THE PRETTY BUSINESS RUNS ON COKE AS MUCH AS IT DOES ON THREAD AND OBNOXIOUS LOGOS. THEY’D HAVE TO HACK THEIR SHIT AT OLD NAVY IF KATE AND CINDY AND GISELLE AND HEIDI AND NAOMI AND LINDA COULDN’T GIVE A B.J AND DO A RAIL AT THE SAME TIME. BOB MACKIE WOULDN'T PEE IN THEIR SOUP IF THOSE GORGEOUS MONOLITHS NEVER DID A BUMP IN THE BATHROOM AT LOTUS OR DIDN’T SPEND A FEW PER DIEMS ON SMACK. AND, WONDER OF WONDERS, SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF KATE MOSS WITH RING AROUND THE COLLAR, CAUGHT IN THE ACT OF SNORTING THE SHIT THAT WE ALL KNEW SHE DID! HELL, CHILDREN IN MINNESOTA HAVE BEEN DRAWNING HER LIKENESS LEANING OVER A TOILET SEAT FOR YEARS! BUT THE MOMENT HER ADDICTION BECOMES FRONT PAGE FODDER…DUMP HER! SEVER ALL TIES! SHE’S PERSONA NON GRATA!
DAMN, THAT’S COLD. FASHIONISTAS CAN BE SUCH CUNTS. THE NEXT MODEL PHOTOGRAPHED SO MUCH AS SUCKING ON AN AMERICAN SPIRIT CIGARETTE IS FUCKED. THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL AND THERE’S NO SMOKING IN MODELING. SO, WATCH YOUR PERFECT ASSES.
posted by Shannon E. Ennis at
Monday, September 26, 2005
LET US NOT FORGET THAT SHE WAS SOLD TO US AS THE POSTER GIRL FOR HEROIN CHIC! SHE EMBODIED FUCKED UP, HIGH GLAMOUR, AND NOW SHE’S BAD FOR THE FASHION WORLD’S IMAGE? I SMEARED MY EYE LINER FOR A YEAR! BUT ONCE AGAIN, THE ONLY COMMODITY HELD MORE DEAR THAN BEAUTY, REVERED AND WORSHIPED MORE THAN IMAGE, IS MONEY. BILL MAHR RECENTLY REMARKED THAT G.W.’S REAL JESUS IS MONEY. NO SHIT. EVERYBODY’S HIGHER POWER—GOD, ALLAH, JIMMY CHOO,WHATEVER—IS MONEY.
DON’T THE COMPANIES WHO SCHLEPPED, PRIMPED, PIMPED, COSTUMED, CATWALKED AND STARVED HER FOR 15 YEARS OWE ‘THE WEE WAIF’ AT LEAST SOME LOYALTY? OH, NOW THEY'RE STUNNED? NOW THEY THROW HER OUT THE DOOR WHILE THE CAR IS STILL MOVING BECAUSE THE LIABILITY OF RAMPANT DRUG USE IN THEIR INDUSTRY, THE ONE THEY’D HEDGED ALL BETS ON SINCE THE MID-SEVENTIES, GOT BUSTED? THE LIST OF BENEDICT ARNOLDS, COVER GIRL FAIRWEATHERS WHO CUT KATE LOOSE READS LIKE AN ISSUE OF VOGUE. THERE’S BURBERRY, CHANEL AND GLORIA VANDERBUILT RUNNING AS FAST AS THEIR WELL HEELED LEGS WILL TAKE THEM. IT'S AS IF SHE WAS THE WHORE DAUGHTER WHO SHAMED THE FAMILY RATHER THAN THE DANGEROUSLY THIN CASH COW THEY'D CREATED FROM SCATCH, WHO MADE THEM RICH, RICH, STUPID RICH MUTHAS. EVEN H&M DROPPED HER FROM THEIR FALL AD CAMPAIGN FEATURING THE DESIGNS OF STELLA McCARTNEY. WHEW, THAT'S WHAT I CAN BULLSHIT. I ASSURE YOU THAT H&M IS WELL AWARE OF THE FACT THAT ALL THE MONEY WE SAVE SHOPPING AT THEIR STORES GETS SPENT ON BOOZE AND PILLS, X AND BLOW. DO THE HEAD HONCHOS REALLY THINK THAT BURBERRY-OBSESSED ASIANS AND MULTIMILLIONAIRE EUROPEAN WANNABEES WON’T BUY THEIR BRANDS ANYMORE BECAUSE KATE MOSS HAS THE SAME DEALER THEY DO? AND SCREW YOU, GLORIA VANDERBUILT. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HOT SINCE '83. FRANKLY, YOU COULD USE A SCANDAL.
THEN THERE'S THE CLICHE'S JUICY CENTER: THE PRETTY BUSINESS RUNS ON COKE AS MUCH AS IT DOES ON THREAD AND OBNOXIOUS LOGOS. THEY’D HAVE TO HACK THEIR SHIT AT OLD NAVY IF KATE AND CINDY AND GISELLE AND HEIDI AND NAOMI AND LINDA COULDN’T GIVE A B.J AND DO A RAIL AT THE SAME TIME. BOB MACKIE WOULDN'T PEE IN THEIR SOUP IF THOSE GORGEOUS MONOLITHS NEVER DID A BUMP IN THE BATHROOM AT LOTUS OR DIDN’T SPEND A FEW PER DIEMS ON SMACK. AND, WONDER OF WONDERS, SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF KATE MOSS WITH RING AROUND THE COLLAR, CAUGHT IN THE ACT OF SNORTING THE SHIT THAT WE ALL KNEW SHE DID! HELL, CHILDREN IN MINNESOTA HAVE BEEN DRAWNING HER LIKENESS LEANING OVER A TOILET SEAT FOR YEARS! BUT THE MOMENT HER ADDICTION BECOMES FRONT PAGE FODDER…DUMP HER! SEVER ALL TIES! SHE’S PERSONA NON GRATA!
DAMN, THAT’S COLD. FASHIONISTAS CAN BE SUCH CUNTS. THE NEXT MODEL PHOTOGRAPHED SO MUCH AS SUCKING ON AN AMERICAN SPIRIT CIGARETTE IS FUCKED. THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL AND THERE’S NO SMOKING IN MODELING. SO, WATCH YOUR PERFECT ASSES.
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