NGOTB

We've got a new girl in the office. Her name is Barbara. And I hate her.

She impressed me this morning when she came in with her own lunch and put it in the fridge. I joked with her that I always wanted to do that but had no discipline.

ME: (Doing an exaggerated impression of my lethargic self) I'll be on the couch the night before thinking, "Yeah, I could make myself something and save money." Instead I keep watching TV.

BARBARA: Oh, I make mine in the morning. I'm a morning person.

Lunch-making, morning person? I hate you Barbara.