Get It In the Ass

Secret Santa decends upon the New York sales office of Jakks Pacific this evening. It's a day of reckoning. Whoever had me had better have gotten me a butt plug. If not, clearly, no one here really understands me. Or my tight asshole.

I got my Secret Santa some shaving cream. The CVS brand. And some Desitin. In case they decide to shave their ass.

Have a Very Merry Anal Christmas.