Hate the Taste of My Own Medicine

So, I'm not the best phone person. Rarely do I pick it up, and rarer still is an immediate return call. There's something about the phone, a certain je ne sais quoi, that I loathe and despise. I can only assume that my friends and family HATE THAT about me. Said assumption is made solely on the basis that they've REPEATEDLY TOLD ME THEY HATE THAT.

Good news, haters, the favor is being returned. I am on the receiving end of a big ass, nasty dose of my own medicine, and I HATE IT.