BAD, BLOGGER! BAD!
The show is TONIGHT, bitches. Come out, come out whoever you are! Gather yourself some rainbow flag-wavin' spirit and get yer ass to THE IMPROV.
A bunch of Southern bible thumpers are using the church next to my house as a community center. On Fridays, they have these free BBQs where you can get as many hamburgers and hot dogs as you want. You just have to listen to New Testament stories while you scarf them down and go home to watch porn. They have taken to writing in chalk on the sidewalk, too. The little promoters. One square reads, "Hey y'all! Jesus loves you." The rest should read, "But there are certain exceptions. You commie, Planned Parenthood supporting, flesh peddling faggots know who you are."
posted by Shannon E. Ennis at
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
A bunch of Southern bible thumpers are using the church next to my house as a community center. On Fridays, they have these free BBQs where you can get as many hamburgers and hot dogs as you want. You just have to listen to New Testament stories while you scarf them down and go home to watch porn. They have taken to writing in chalk on the sidewalk, too. The little promoters. One square reads, "Hey y'all! Jesus loves you." The rest should read, "But there are certain exceptions. You commie, Planned Parenthood supporting, flesh peddling faggots know who you are."
1 Comments:
I used to be one of the those Christians. I grew out of it. How do people believe that stuff their whole lives? It's like they're unthinking zombies.
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