Next Time You Feel Unattractive

Take a gander at these babes.

My intention is not to be cruel, but rather to empower gals like myself, who's spirits plummet into the dumper when our jeans feel too tight, if we have more than one zit or a bad hair day. Should any of these and other seemingly insurmountable tragedies strike, remember the happy faces of the chicks pictured above, Olympic medalists in women's weightlifting. Imagine telling them whatever's got your panties in a wad. Sing "I Feel Pretty" at the top of your fucking lungs and sack it up. Or they will come to your house and eat you.