"Olympic Gymnastics Walk In Park," Says Ennis

I'm sick and tired of watching miniature chicks and dudes somersault a few times in the air while some TV douche bag commentator calls them "magnificent." Whatever. If I trained 8 hours a day 7 days a week since I was 4, ate nothing but carrots, lettuce and kiwi and my government threatened to execute my Mom, I could totally do what they do. Pussies. Like it's some big deal to sacrifice any semblance of a childhood or adolescence for the chance to compete against to the world's most elite athletes. Snooze. 

Look at this idiot. I'd rank this still rings skill right up there with algebra and being able to clean a toilet. Try to put it on a resume, pal.