Why I Hate Dakota Fanning Part XXIV
"I would love to direct someday," Fanning told Time magazine for editions on newsstands Monday. "I've learned a lot from watching directors I've worked with, like
Steven Spielberg and Gary Winick, whom I worked with on Charlotte's Web. I would love to have that relationship with another actor."
Sure, she wants to direct. Don't all annoying actors want that? But what really sticks in my craw is that the little bitch used the word "whom." She's 12 for Chrissake.
All I want for Christmas is a video of her beheading. A real rough cut, get it? To the guillotine, Fanning! To the guillotine!
Ah, wait, there's more.
Fanning's latest movie, "Charlotte's Web," will be in theaters next month, and an independent movie, "Hound Dog," to be screened at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah in January.
She's excited to go Utah, but not necessarily because of the movies.
"I've never been somewhere where there's that much snow," she said. "I totally want to go skiing. I've heard skiing is super hard, but I'd like to try it."
Yes, Dakota, skiing is quite super hard. However, if another blond girl, let's say a 31 year-old expert skier with malice in her soul, agrees to 'spot' you, it'll be super easy. Once you reach the blazing speed of125 mph, she'll be sure to show you how the pros finish a swell run. Ever heard of the famous downhill skiers Sonny Bono or Michael Kennedy? Well Dakota, add your name to that list.
