Emmy Noms & South of Nowhere: My Demise

The South of Nowhere Season 3 premiere has been moved to August 10th. This information is devastating. That's a 168 hour delay. Who do the programmers at The N think I am? Some kind of superhero? William Wallace? Joan of Arc? Jesus? I'm not that strong, really. Mental fitness is not my forte. End this torture, please!

And here's the icing on the cake of a shitty morning:

WHAT THE FUCK WITH THE FUCKING EMMY NOMS? HOW FUCKING FUCK HOLE RETARDED ASS MUNCHER LAME ARE THEY? 3 BITCHES FROM GREY'S ASTRONOMY GET NOMINATED? THREE? REALLY?

SOPRANOS: I AM SO GLAD YOU’RE GONE. I’M CELEBRATING WITH A CANOLI BINGE. YOU WILL NEVER GET ANOTHER NOMINATION. ACTING IS ONE THING, PARODY IS ANOTHER. YOU'RE A CHARICATURE WHOSE REIGN IS OVER.

ENTOURAGE: YOU ARE THE MOST MISOGYNIST SHOW I’VE EVER SEEN ON TELEVIISON. AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN FUNNY. GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR 10 NOMINATIONS OR WHATEVER. HOW ANYONE BELIEVES THAT YOU’RE AMONGST THE BEST COMEDIES I’LL NEVER KNOW. JEREMY PIVEN AND KEVIN DILLON HAVE OBVIOUSLY GIVEN A TON OF BLOW JOBS TO THE MEMBERS OF THE TELEVISION ACADEMYOF ARTS & SCIENCE.

WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK IS THE CAST OF FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS? WHAT A FUCKING BLACK HOLE OF MISSING AMAZING ACTORS? I MEAN LET'S JUST TAKE CONNIE NEILSEN FOR ONE...SHE ACTED CIRCLES AROUND THOSE GREY CUNTS, AND SHE RAN PAST THE SOPRANO BITCHES AT 130 MPH! HOW ABOUT KYLE CHANDLER? HOW ABOUT FUCKING 'TYRA,' ONE OF THE COOLEST FEMALE CHARACTERS ON TV IN EONS? I MEAN IT'S A FUCKING HOLLYWOOD FUCK ASS FUCKING ROBBERY!

This is gonna be a tough day to stay sober. Not to mention the 144 hours after that.

Ha ha & Grrr

Works of art should be revered and respected unless there's significant funny potential. If that be the case then ready, set, desecrate! I'm not saying it's OK to pee on the Mona Lisa. But feel free to approach a Jackson Pollack painting with a can of spray paint taunting horrified onlookers, "Who's the genius innovator now?" Use some restraint.

Is it monsoon season in New York City? I swam to work today. Guess I won't be seeing Ani DiFranco in Prospect Park tonight. I'm out $45 and the opportunity to cruise a sea of single lesbians. Hey, Mother Nature! You're a mean, mean bitch.